A brand new direction for 2016

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It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Хороскопски знак

Рибе

Моје грађа

Атлетска/обликована

Висина

180 цм

Боја очију

Зеленa

Раса

Белац/Белкиња

Брачно стање

Разведен/Разведена

Имам децу

Да - није/нису код куће

Желим децу

Не

Боја косе

Тамно плава

Имам

Немам кућне љубимце

Спреман/Спремна за селидбу

Не

Образовни ниво

Виша школа

Мој радни однос

Пуно радно време

Моја струка

Остало

Назив мог радног места

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Живим

Сам(а)

Код куће

Нема буке

Пушим

Не

Пијем

Не

У средњој школи био/била сам

Тих(а)

У друштву сам

Уздржан/уздржана

Моја интересовања и хобији

Музика, Баштованство

Мој савршен први састанак

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Одувек сам желео/желела да

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Моји пријатељи кажу да сам

Дружељубив/дружељубива

Религија

Хришћанин/Хришћанка

Идем у цркву

Само једном

Мој смисао за хумор

Сиров/саркастичан

На ТВ-у увек гледам

Вести, Документарце, ”Ријалити шоу” програме

Увек слушам

Кантри, Рок, Џез

Увек читам

Вести, Научне

Како замишљам добру забаву

Exploring

Шта Вас привлачи?

Домишљатост, Смисао за хумор, Изглед

Какву везу тражите?

Посвећеност