A brand new direction for 2016

Ik beschrijf mezelf als:

It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Sterrenbeeld

Vissen

Mijn Lichaamstype Is

Athletisch

Mijn Lengte Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Mijn Ogen Zijn

Groen

Mijn Ethniciteit Is

Blank

Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is

Gescheiden

Ik Heb Kinderen

Ja - Niet Bij Mij Thuis

Ik Wil Kinderen

Nee

Mijn Haar Is

Donkerblond

Ik heb één of meer van deze

Geen huisdieren

Ben je bereid te verhuizen?

Nee

Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is

VWO

Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is

Voltijd

Mijn specialisatie is

Iets Anders

Mijn functie is:

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Ik Woon

Alleen

Bij mij thuis

Is het rustig

Ik Ben Een Roker

Nee

Ik Drink

Nee

Op de middelbare school was ik

Stil

In sociale situaties ben ik

Gereserveerd

Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn

Muziek, Tuinieren

Een perfecte eerste date is

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als

Vriendelijk

Mijn Geloof Is

Christelijk

Ik Ga Naar Diensten

Een Keer

Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is

Droge Humor / Sarcastisch

Op tv kijk ik:

Nieuws, Documentaires, Reality

Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar

Country, Rock, Jazz

Ik lees graag

Nieuws, Natuurwetenschap

Mijn Idee Van Plezier is

Exploring

Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?

Gevatheid, Humor, Goed Uiterlijk

Waar ben je naar op zoek?

Vastigheid