A brand new direction for 2016

Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als

It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

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Fische

Mein Körpertyp ist

Athletisch

Meine Größe ist

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Meine Augen sind

Grün

Meine Herkunft ist

Kaukasisch

Mein Familienstand ist

Geschieden

Ich habe Kinder

Ja - nicht zuhause

Ich möchte Kinder

Nein

Mein Haar ist

Dunkelblond

Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere

Keine Haustiere

Bereit umzuziehen

Nein

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist

Hochschul-Abschluss

Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist

Vollzeit

Meine Spezialität ist

Andere

Mein Job-Titel ist

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Ich lebe

Alleine

Zuhause

Es gibt keinen Lärm

Ich bin Raucher

Nein

Ich trinke

Nein

In der Hauptschule war ich

Stille(r)

Mein soziales Verhalten ist

Reserviert

Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind

Musik, Gartenarbeit

Ein ideales erstes Date wäre

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Ich wollte immer schon versuchen

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als

Freundlich

Meine Religion ist

Christ

Ich besuche Gottesdienste

Einmal

Mein Art Humor ist

Trocken / Sarkastisch

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an

Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Reality-Shows

Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer

Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rock, Jazz

Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer

Nachrichten, Wissenschaft

Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist

Exploring

Was findest du attraktiv?

Esprit, Humor, Gutes Aussehen

Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?

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