A brand new direction for 2016

Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som

It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Registrer

Fiskene

My Kroppstype er

Atletisk

Min høyde er

5 '11 (1,8 m)

Øynene mine er

Grønn

Min etnisitet er

kaukasisk

Min Sivilsituasjon er

Skilt

Jeg har barn

Ja - bor ikke hjemme

Jeg vil ha barn

Nei

Mitt hår er

Mørk blond

Jeg har en eller flere av disse

Ingen dyr

Villing til å flytte

Nei

Min Utdanningsnivå Er

College Grad

Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er

Fulltid

Min spesialitet er

Annet

Minn jobb tittel er

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Det er ingen støy

Jeg er en røyker

Nei

Jeg drikker

Nei

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg

Den stille

Min sosiale atferd er

Reservert

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Musikk, Hagearbeid

En ideel første date vil være

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Mine venner beskriver meg som

Vennlig

Min religion er

Kristen

Jeg går på gudstjeneste

En gang

Min humoristiske sans er

Tørr / Sarkastisk

På TV ser jeg alltid på

Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Reality programmer

Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på

Land, Rock, Jazz

Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid

Nyheter, Vitenskap

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Exploring

Hva finner du attraktivt?

vett, Humor, Flott utseende

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