A brand new direction for 2016

Widzę siebie jako osobę

It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Znak

Ryby

Mój typ budowy

Dobrze Zbudowany

Mój wzrost

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Moje Oczy Są

Zielony

Moje pochodzenie

kaukaskie

Mój Stan Cywilny to

Rozwiedziony

Mam Dzieci

Tak - Poza Domem

Chcę Mieć Dzieci

Nie

Moje Włosy Są

Ciemny Blond

Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy

Nie mam zwierząt domowych

Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki

Nie

Mój Poziom Edukacji To

Dyplom Ukończenia Studiów Licencjackich

Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To

Pełen Etat

Moja Specjalność To

Inny

Mój Tytuł Zawodowy To

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Mieszkam

Sam/Sama

W Domu

Nie Ma Hałasu

Jestem Palaczem

Nie

Piję Alkohol

Nie

W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za

Cichy

Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest

Zdystansowany

Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To

Muzyka, Uprawianie Ogrodu

Idealna Pierwsza Randka To

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Zawsze Chciałem Spróbować

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę

Przyjacielski

Moja Religia To

chrześcijanin

Uczęszczam w Nabożeństwach

Raz

Mój Rodzaj Humoru To

Oschły/Sarkastyczny

W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam

Wiadomości, Dokumentalne, Talk Show

Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham

Muzyka Country, Rock, Jazz

Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po

Wiadomości, Naukowe

Mój Pomysł Na Rozrywkę To

Exploring

Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?

Dowcipny, Poczucie Humoru, Atrakcyjny Wygląd

Jakiego Szukasz Związku?

Oddany