A brand new direction for 2016

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It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Zodie

Pești

Tipul corpului meu este

Atletic

Înălțimea mea este

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Ochii mei sunt

Verzi

Sunt de etnie

caucaziană

Starea mea civilă este

Divorțat(ă)

Am copii

Da - Nu acasă

Doresc copii

Nu

Părul meu este

Blond închis

Am mai multe de asta

Fără animale de companie

Dispus să mă mut

Nu

Nivelul meu de educație este

Diplomă de Colegiu

Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este

Cu normă întreagă

Specializarea mea este

Altele

Denumirea postului meu de muncă este

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Eu trăiesc

Singur(ă)

acasă

Nu este zgomot

Fumez

Nu

Beau

Nu

În liceu am fost

Cuminte

Comportamentul meu social este

Închis

Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt

Muzică, Grădinărit

O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Prietenii mei mă descriu ca

Prietenos

Religia mea este

Creștină

Particip la servicii

O dată

Genul meu de umor este

Sec / Sarcastic

La TV întotdeauna mă uit la

Știri, Documentar, Reality Show-uri

Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult

Stat, Rock , Jazz

Când citesc, eu citesc

Știri, Știință

Distracția pentru mine este

Exploring

Ce vi se pare atractiv?

Rațiune, Umor, Frumusețe

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