A brand new direction for 2016

Je me décrirais comme

It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Signe

Poissons

Ma silhouette est

Athlétique

Ma taille est

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Mes yeux sont

Verts

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Oui - pas chez moi

Je veux des enfants

Non

Mes cheveux sont

Blonds foncés

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Pas d'animaux

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Diplôme universitaire

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Plein-temps

Mon domaine de compétence est

Autre

Mon titre de fonction est

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Je vis

Seul/e

Chez moi

Le silence règne

Je fume

Non

Je bois de l'alcool

Non

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Calme

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Réservé

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Musique, Jardinage

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

J'ai toujours voulu essayer

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa

Ma religion c'est

Chrétien

Je vais à la messe

Très peu

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Sarcastique

A la télévision, je regarde

Actualités, Documentaires, TV réalité

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Country, Rock, Jazz

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Actualités, Sciences

Mon idée du fun

Exploring

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Bon sens, Humour, Beauté

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Engagement