A brand new direction for 2016

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It would be nice to have a woman in my life again. But I’m in no hurry to make it happen. If it does happen, fantastic! If it doesn’t, that’s OK, because I’m content with my life the way it is. For the short term, a date would be nice, with no expectations except to have a nice time. If we connect, second date here we come. If we don’t connect, you won’t excuse yourself to the ladies room and bail out of the window, will you? I grew up in a small town in Northern Wisconsin. With a population of 4,360, a big town to me had a traffic light and a McDonalds. Small town/farm, upper mid-west values were instilled in me at an early age. The most important value that I adhere to is the Golden Rule. And the most important value that makes me the proudest is being a Gentleman. Not because I say I am a Gentleman. Because I carry myself as a Gentleman, as you will find out. So I can assure you, I will treat you like the lady you are. I find humor to be an amazing trait of the human condition. I use humor to cope with adversity. I recently had surgery. It was the first time, ever, I have been in the hospital. I was a non-stop laydown comedian (couldn’t stand up, ha!), and I had the nurses laughing at my off-beat, dry, silly, situational, self-deprecating humor. Although, I don’t think the surgeon was very amused when I told another patient who was waiting for surgery that the doctor gave me a vasectomy instead of removing my Gall Bladder. That’s all for now. There’s much more to my mercurial life, like my TV days. I’ll tell you more on our first date. Or maybe on our second date. Oh, one more thing. If you fall into my arms, be prepared to be smothered with affection!

Přihlásit

Ryby

Má postava je

Atletická

Má výška je

1,8 m

Barva mých očí

Zelená

Můj původ je

Běloch/běloška

Můj rodinný stav je

Rozveden/a

Mám děti

Ano - se mnou nežijí

Chci děti

Ne

Barva mých vlasů

Tmavě blonďatá

Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat

Ne

Má úroveň vzdělání je

Vysokoškolský diplom

Můj současný stav zaměstnání je

Na plný úvazek

Mé zaměření je

Jiné

Název mého zaměstnání je

Realtor, TV Producer, TV Talent

Žiji

Sám/sama

Doma

Není tu žádný hluk

Jsem kuřák

Ne

Piji

Ne

Na střední škole jsem byl/a

Tichý jedinec

Mé společenské chování je

Rezervované

Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou

Hudba, Zahrádkářství

Ideální první rande by bylo

How about going to Walmart? I know what you are thinking. Not too classy. But I have my reason. I once took a first date to Walmart. She was not too impressed. So I explained to her “Let’s just walk around and people watch for a while. It will do wonders for your attitude if you are feeling down and out with low self-esteem.” After about 10 minutes of walking through every department, she started to smile and exclaimed “I see what you mean. I’m feeling fantastic.” Just as we were leaving, a man came up to me, looked at me for a few seconds and said “Thanks. I feel much better about myself now.” Ba-da-bing!!! I love self-deprecating humor.

Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet

Producing a TV show from scratch. I have a show in the planning stages as I write this.

Moji přátelé mě popisují jako

Přátelská osoba

Mé náboženství je

Křesťan

Navštěvuji bohoslužby

Jednou

Můj smysl humoru je

Suchý / sarkastický

V TV vždy sleduji

Zprávy, Dokumenty, Reality Show

Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám

Country, Rock, Jazz

Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu

Zprávy, Vědecké

Má představa zábavy je

Exploring

Co považuješ za atraktivní?

Důvtip, Humor, Dobrý vzhled

Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?

Odevzdaný/á