Feeder of tacos, pourer of wine.
raysfanjm
Tampa, Florida | Мужчина Ищу Женщину
Базовая информация
Имя
John
Я бы описал(а) себя как
I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.
I like my cereal flakes like I like 90s boy band hair tips, frosted. I like my pizza like I like the square root of 64, ate.
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
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Two adult spawns
Witty Banter expert
Conversation carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
I like my cereal flakes like I like 90s boy band hair tips, frosted. I like my pizza like I like the square root of 64, ate.
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
Divorced
Two adult spawns
Witty Banter expert
Conversation carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
Знак зодиака
Скорпион
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Среднее
Мой рост
182 см
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец