Feeder of tacos, pourer of wine.

First name

John

I Would Describe Myself As

I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.

I like my cereal flakes like I like 90s boy band hair tips, frosted. I like my pizza like I like the square root of 64, ate.

I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.

Divorced
Two adult spawns
Witty Banter expert
Conversation carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian