Feeder of tacos, pourer of wine.
raysfanjm
Tampa, Florida | Mann Søker A Kvinne
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Fornavn
John
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.
I like my cereal flakes like I like 90s boy band hair tips, frosted. I like my pizza like I like the square root of 64, ate.
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
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Two adult spawns
Witty Banter expert
Conversation carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
I like my cereal flakes like I like 90s boy band hair tips, frosted. I like my pizza like I like the square root of 64, ate.
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
Divorced
Two adult spawns
Witty Banter expert
Conversation carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
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Scorpio
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Gjennomsnittlig
Min høyde er
6 '0 (1,83 m)
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk