Feeder of Tacos, Pourer of Wine

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John

Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som

I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.

I learned how to treat women from a healthy fear of Alanis lyrics. Which is ironic, don't you think?

I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.

Christian
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Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns

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Scorpio

My Kroppstype er

Gjennomsnittlig

Min høyde er

6 '0 (1,83 m)

Min etnisitet er

kaukasisk