Feeder of Tacos, Pourer of Wine
boltsfanjm
Tampa, Florida | Mies Hae A Naista
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John
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I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.
I learned how to treat women from a healthy fear of Alanis lyrics. Which is ironic, don't you think?
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
Christian
Conversation Carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns
I learned how to treat women from a healthy fear of Alanis lyrics. Which is ironic, don't you think?
I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.
Christian
Conversation Carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns
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Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
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