The Toilet Seat Will Always Be Down.

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“ Let's have some fun. I come fully trained and housebroken. Even know how to handle the toilet seat issue: Here is how my ex trained me for my "happily forever after": 1. I know if I don't stop to ask for directions when I am sure I know where I am going and can't find where it is, I am definitely not going to get "any" when we finally get to whatever place it was that I am sure I knew where it was but got lost finding it. 2. Being judgmental is okay as long as I am not the one being judgmental. 3. To squeegee the green scum off the shower tile. 4. I am allowed to listen to any CD, TV or radio station so long as I don't pick it. 5. Do I even have to mention the toilet seat? Yes, I have been trained to keep it down because it is easier to sit than stand. It's more accurate and I won't fall in. I did fall in a few times before I got this one...no kidding. 6. We can go to any restaurant as long as I don't pick it and that goes for movies too, 7. I can be a backseat driver so long as I am the one who is driving. 8. We can compromise on everything as long as I am the one compromising. 9. I don't have to be right, but I know you always are. 10. I have learned how to compromise on everything and anything so long as nothing is done my way. 11. I will work with you to compromise on everything as long as I am the one that compromises. 12. I don't have to be right. You always are. 13. I am housebroken. 14. Guaranteed to be fully operational. 15. (fill in your wish(es).What I miss most: I love to travel and love cruises, specially weekend get-a-ways. It is so romantic to be on the bow are the balcony at night looking out in to the dark sea with the wind blowing through our hair and then going back to the cabin and...I miss hearing about your day over glass of wine during a candle light dinner (I'll cook if you like), I miss snuggling up on the couch watching a movie and playing footsies at night with your warm body spooned in mine. I miss holding hands at the movies where you only take your hand out of mine for another handful of popcorn. I miss your head resting on my shoulder on a long road trip or flight to another romantic get-a-way. I miss having a really best friend just to hang with, and most of all I miss you when we are...Now, for a little serious stuff :-(. I am physically active and enjoy many activities and maintain a healthy lifestyle (I cheat now 'n then). I am fit with an athletic physique and it is important that you have the same mind set. I am also very patriotic and do not like what is happening to America. While I don't discuss it very much, my knowledge of the politics is extensive and I cannot see myself with a political liberal. I think you will like my better qualities as I am thoughtful, NOT controlling, spontaneous, flexible, compromising, non judgemental, fun to just hang with, patient, considerate, kind, dependable and romantic. I would love to find my best friend and lover who will not feel smothered and enjoy having her own space. Her hand should perfectly entwine in mine, our lips beatifully fit together and our hearts melt into one. I Funday, at least, once a week were we can spend quality time at art fairs, flea markets, festivals, the beach or what we both would enjoy. There is so much I like doing it would be impossible to share everything in this space. So don't wait to respond because we have nothing to lose everything to gain and times a wastin.As Danny DeVito said in War of the Roses, "The only things we regret in life are the risk we don't take". ”

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