Smartmouthed intellectual.

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm one of those really annoying chatty, "smart" types. I can make a joke out of almost anything, spend more time in a day thinking about the nature of some obscure physics thing (scientific term right there) than I ever have about Jersey Shore. Well, I take that back, the raw, bewildering confusion of that clusterkeruffle of human tragedy has consumed my mind at least a few times. I've never actually watched the show, but do you really need to? I'm an accounting student who used to be an engineering student but then found out he couldn't handle another minute of being surrounded by engineers. No, I'm not at all bitter about all those hours of my life lost to thermodynamics. Not at all. Seriously. I'd like to be a successful accountant type, but I'd settle for blowing up the moon.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Bird

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Student

My Speciality Is

Finance / Trading

My Job Title Is

Jerkass in Chief.

I Live

With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cooking, Dancing, Internet, Games, Learning, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Trying New Things, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Bad breath aside, I've always been a fan of the coffee date, obscenely simple as it is. Bowling is also totally awesome even though I absolutely suck at it.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Troll, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Jewish

I Attend Services

Once A Week

My Political Views Are

Republican

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Ambient, Classical, Electronic, Latin, New age, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises

When I Read, I Always Read

Classic, Humor, Mathematics, News, Philosophy, Political, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Heading out to a sedate pub scene to hang out or staying home and either just decompressing or doing the video game thing. That's right, nerd.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I have no idea. I sort of just bumble along and what happens, happens. Really, what do you say to this? The standard boilerplate goes smart, funny, maybe someone fairly positive (because I can be a Pessimistic Pete now and then and it'd be good to have someone balance that crap out) but as far as specifics, I can't just hash out some hypothetical woman encompasing all my weird urges which I might not even be completely aware of! Also, someone who enjoys rambling. That'd be good.

I'm honestly not 100% on exactly what I want, but I do know I'm not going out on every date thinking "oh man I hope this random chick is totally who I'm going to marry". I like the idea of dating someone whose company I enjoy, whose intellect I admire and whose personality mine meshes well with. If the whole dating thing naturally progresses to something serious and committed, that's great. I certainly won't force it.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date