Hi, Im Caleb! I am pretty cool.

First name

Caleb

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Caleb Ulmer
Land Surveyor-Stock Trader-CAD Enginner

OverviewBooksHistoryEducation
Caleb Raymond Ulmer., often referred to as Ulmer or his initials C.R.U., is an American citizen, stock trader, center-right libertarian, engineer, surveyor, wrestler. Wikipedia
Born: October 11, 1995, Caleb Ulmer Birthplace National Historic Site,
Jerseyville, Illinois
Historic Site, Granville, Ohio
Education: GHS, C-TEC.

Not a real Wikipedia i just used the format lol.

I have lead an interesting life. Travelled a bit. Want to travel a lot more. I love stand up comedy and hilarious people. I also like big ideas and learning new things. Im looking for a life partner who has values that align with mine. I enjoy cooking tasty food especially at the end when I get to eat it. Im an inventor at heart. I have a bearded dragon. I play some golf, do some backpacking, I drive a V8. I have never voted but I plan to this midterm. I probably am supposed to be liberal but the liberals today have gone off the rails completely. MAGA makes sense to me. I like women with minds and that are individuals I can actually talk to! I would love to start my own business one day. I am not religious but was raised by missionaries and understand that world well I enjoy a good debate and will not shy away from confrontation in a good faith debate I see it as sport and don't take it personally. I play some video games. Currently I'm a bud light guy but I should probably take a break from drinking. But I like to have fun and am looking for a fun girl who has a great smile.

Sign

Libra

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Butt

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Reptile

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

Retail Stock Trader

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Like A Fish

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Probably going to a comedy show and eating some great food.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Skydiving

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Perfect, Goofy

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

World Domination

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Blues, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Business, History

My Idea Of Fun Is

Driving fast with loud music, girl drinking beers.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

At this point just any lady who isnt a liberal!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed