Feeder of Tacos, Pourer of Wine

First name

John

I Would Describe Myself As

I'll feed you tacos, pour you a glass of wine, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.

I learned how to treat women from a healthy fear of Alanis lyrics. Which is ironic, don't you think?

I know a little French. Bon soir is French for good evening, bon ami means good friend, and Bon Jovi is Never Say Goodbye.

Christian
Conversation Carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian