Tee Times Available, Beach Access too

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

MUST LOVE DOGS - There I was,... in line at PetSmart with a 30 lb. bag of dog food over my shoulder, when this woman behind me in the check-out line asked, "Do you have a dog?" I thought, "Duh?" On impulse, I said, "No, I'm starting the 'Taste Of The Wild' diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital the last time. But I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms." I continued that it was essentially a great gluten and additive free diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with kibble and simply eat one or two every time you feel ******. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line with us was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I was crossing the street, when I stopped to chase my tail and a beer truck hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to choke from trying not to laugh as he headed out of the store. :-) If you've made it this far, thanks for taking a look at my profile. You know the dog story is a joke, right? (Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy) And that it’s a test of your sense of humor? Did you enjoy it? Then score yourself to find out how you rate on the "Humor Scale" (Be honest!): 90-100 = LMAO = "Forget coffee! Can't wait to meet! You're hysterical!" 80-89 = LOL = First date - "Comedy Club, here we come!" 70-79 = heehee = "Romantic comedies are my thing" 60-69 = :-) = "I'm a chick flick chick with a hint of humor" 59 or less = :-( = "Please don't contact me under any circumstance" So,... how'd you do? PS-Don't ya just hate tests? ;-) NO PHOTO, NO REPLY. Fair's fair. Cybil-types, Bipolar, Hyper-Active, ADHD, OCD, or any other disorder requiring any myriad of therapies, pharmaceuticals, psychic healers or "Woo-Woo" practitioners need not apply. (PLEASE! You know who you are!) To all the ladies viewing this, are you familiar with the biblical story of Ruth? Ruth waited patiently for her mate, Boaz. While you are waiting on YOUR "Boaz", don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects you. I will. You should too, but if that's your type, please look elsewhere. It's not me. And please be ready to date and be open to a possible relationship, too. If you're just "testing the waters", go stick your toe in someone else's pond. I'm not the "Transition Person" you're hoping for, or at least I don't want to be him. (If this goes over your head, watch the movie, "When Harry Met Sally".) One more thing... Please ask yourself this, "Are you a 'Giver' or a 'Taker'?" I've found that "Takers" never tire of taking; however, "Givers" do get tired of being taken. I'm a "Giver". Let me know if you are, too. Personally, I no longer have the time, patience or interest to have "Takers" in my life anymore. Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss long and slowly, love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, never regret anything that made you laugh, volunteer for something but not for everything (if you do that, it means you need to "Get a Life!") :-) . Looking for your soul mate? Me too. Hoping to spend time getting to know "the one" who will become your best friend? Ditto. So, "friends first", OK? I'm looking for my "Last First Kiss" and my "One and Only Love", and I hope you are, too. I hunt a lot in the Fall and Winter. Not an NRA fanatic, simply one who prefers to eat fish, fowl and game brought to the table by my own hands. If that is a issue with you, don't bother, for both of our sake. It's part and parcel of who I am and how I was raised and my dog gets mad at me when we don't go. :-) ”

Sign

Scorpio

My Body Type Is

Stocky

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Gray

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Finance / Trading

My Job Title Is

VP - Agency Development

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

Alone, With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Photography, Exercising, Reading, Music, Movies, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

How's your golf game? Ever been flyfishing? Wine tasting?

I've Always Wanted To Try

Wind Surfing and SUPs

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Play and teach my grandchildren. (None on the horizon, as of yet...)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Friendly, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Classical, Blues

When I Read, I Always Read

Classic, Mystery, Satire

My Idea Of Fun Is

Live Concerts, Winetasting, Skiing, Fishing, Hunting, Watching it snow and not having to run the snowblower or shovel...

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

It starts with a smile and expands from there with chemistry, compatibility and sense of humor...

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed