Motorcyclist, respond if you ride

First name

Brian

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

This appears to be a new site based on Biker Planet motieff but for conservative women. Spent the buck, but what a waste! I wrote 58 people that looked promising and 2 responded! Very few paying members, get the buck offer and go fish as they say on pof. Ladies fill out the questionare and 4 pictures minimum, not that hard to do if you aren't a scammer and are conservative. I love to ride motorcycles, so...if you don't like to ride or aren't willing to learn stop reading, we aren't a match. If you have your own bike, FANTASTIC! Send me a picture...of the bike!!! Well okay... with you on it wouldn't hurt my feelings none neither!! Either you like me or you hate me depending on your sense of humor. I turned 74 years young past December. No medications, no vax and prefer my partner not vaxed as well. Non smoker, If you like to gamble look elsewhere, I'm not into vices. Patriotic, I love my country. Hope we don't blow it this year! I have some family in Pt. Charlotte area and friends aplenty in Ft. Myers area too. Lived there a while too. Now let the writing begin!
gunsmith/ shopkeeper as well as a commercial diver. Had many jobs in many fields before I found the 2 I liked best. Been divorced since 93 so no issues there. Living in Umatilla Lakeside at an RV park. Also a nice place to be. I am very conservative and some say... opionated, but funny!!
Therefore it is difficult to meet ladies of a similar persuasion that ride on other sites. Enjoy waterfront dives as places to ride to and explore. Conch fritters a must have treat. I prefer to go shooting outdoors instead of indoors, I can stand the heat. Prefer a woman that can shoot, ride on a motorcycle or drive one, And she swims and gets her hair wet. If you Scuba or snorkel, well you may be "The One"! If you can drive a stick shift, Sail a boat WOW! so much the better. I was big on hunting the years I spent out west in North Idaho as a food source so understanding the need for conservation is important to me. If you've hunted so much the better. I spearfish, no fishing poles for me, pick'em & pop'em! Well, one exception to the rule, I did like trolling off my old sailboat for fresh Dolphin!
Want a gal that doesn't mind jumping in on a project to lend a hand or at least hand me tools or parts. Got your own tools, BIG PLUS , you won't be borrowing mine! Must believe in God and Jesus, or we can't dance! Don't need to go to church if you're not a mind to. Faith is just that. I don't believe God thinks churches are THAT great an idea after 2 plus century's of abuse. Ya see? That damned opionated just pops right out!
Retired but always something to do. Have a trailer home, some motorcycles, and mostly everything I could need but a fine lady to share the adventure with. Not sure this site will fill the bill but a man has to dream, RIGHT?
I like Redheads, blondes and Brown hair! Blue eyes too! Not that I ever get what I want, ha!. Last relationship was 15 years, hoping for my last great love. Well, hopefully if you find me I'll be what you're looking for And there will be a connection. I have a large Gray and White trimmed Steel shed with forty out front of it. My home away from home.
Usually here or there. Stop by for a Lemon water!
Well, good luck in your search. Write if you're a mind to and if I'm your idea of a guy you might like to get to know better and ride thru life with and explore.
B out!

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Gunsmith retired, old Motorcycle restorer

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Photography, Exercising, Music, Movies, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Motorcycle ride, an order of Conch fritters at Shady Oaks, if you're brave enough, or have your own bike. Go to a crowded beach and meet, you put a picture of me on your head, I put one of you on mine, at least we'll recognize ourselves if not each other! But I'm open to suggestions! Could try the old fashioned method and do phone calls! Oh I know a good one! Meet at a Paintball park, and hope you aren't a good shot!! You best have a sense of humor to be around me or a thick hide, ha! I love to tease and be teased back.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Never farting in a crowded elevator? Beats what most say, Skydiving! Whoopie! What I want to do, I usually just do, that's how we learn or??? die! I'm still here so... God loves me!

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Very Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Is to go out sliding sideways at over a hundred mph.... wait, I've already dun that! AND survived!
Hmm. Wonder what's as dumb? I GOT IT! driving with a mask on with the the windows rolled up till I pass out from CO2 buildup like these libturds I see on the hiways of late. That's always a BRIGHT path. Actually... to be whatever God has in store for me to be and learn some more humility and forgiveness of liberal ideals that have ruined my once great nation! Now where did I leave my soapbox?

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Blues, Soul, Gospel, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, History, Instructional, Political, Reference, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

I'd just go ahead and fart IN that ELEVATOR and see how many notice! what's even dumber is the questions above. I'm just trying to have some fun. I'm a clever guy. No harm no foul! Well... ceptin' the odor. Ha!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Mostly... my feet to ensure to ensure I'm not falling down, unless I'm driving, then I look at the GPS to see if I'm going the right way, I know where my feet are by then!!
REALLY? Someone who can put up with me. Maybe an unvaxed Redheaded, Blue eyed, Gun totin", Daisy Duke wearing gal with a colorful top on, a Diesel Pick up truck and a penchant to ride Motorcycles and love on her man the way we dreamt about it when we were younger But I'll settle for Whatever God gives me in a nice conservative gal that can put up with me. You're on here! I've seen you and YOU are keepers, saw some of you in some pretty risque short shorts and halter tops! You know who you are! SO...NOW YOU KNOW I'M LOOKING 4 U, get'em on and take a picture! I prefer my women slender but any motorcyclist will tell you he loves a good set of curves too! We're all different and that's what makes us unique to someone else.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Committed