Make Dating Great Again….
JAMAC8999
Fallbrook, California | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Prénom
Josh
Je me décrirais comme
I’m six feet tall, so please be somewhere between one inch and ten feet tall. Sorry, no exceptions 🤷♂️ (who am I kidding, waivers available upon request).
Still not sure why so many women are sticking out their tongues and giving me the middle fingers in their profile pictures. Did I do something wrong 🤷♂️.
If you have a dog in your picture It is a requirement that I must interview them before we go too far. If it is discovered you only used them for likes and they don’t really think highly of you, I’m buying them dinner instead.
I have a 13 year old son, he’s pretty cool. I think I’ll keep him a while. Afterall, my dogs can’t help me with the chores 🤫.
I recently retired after 22 years (don’t worry, I still make money 🤨). But now I have plenty of time to find nothing on this dating app like usual.
I think I deserve bonus points because I don’t have any gym selfie’s, shirtless selfie’s, or pictures by my car… apparently that happens too much (glad I deleted them in time 😅).
I’m pet friendly. So if you have pets and bring them over, I won’t even charge a $100 non-refundable pet deposit.
My ideal date is anything that doesn’t get me murdered, arrested, or return with a missing body part (i’ll consider it a win).
I have traditional values, so if I hold the door open for you please don’t throat punch me, no disrespect meant and i’m sure you could have opened your own door given the opportunity 🙄.
I’m not vaccinated against COVID. Not “anti-vax”… but am anti rushed vax 😮. The way I see it, if the vaccine experiment fails, I’ll be one of the ones left running the country. See Ma, I told you I could be President some day 😀.
If you’re not into the shaved head I will leave you somethings to think about:
I save money on shampoo.
I won’t get lice.
I save money on haircuts.
If in a fight, no one is grabbing my hair.
You’ll never have to watch my hair fall out if I’m exposed to radiation.
I’ve been told I’m not smiling in most my pictures… don’t worry, I have all my teeth and I’m not emotionally distant 😁(see teeth).
GOVERNMENT: “You need to get the shot”
WOMEN ON DATING APP: “Only like my profile if you got the shot or plan to”
LOLOLOL… someone tell the government we need Better dating apps, and let’s get this party started… lol (kidding, sort of 🤦♂️). But seriously, letting the government transform your dating life is 🙄.
Been told I look better in person (which happens to be what I tell myself every morning in the mirror, so it has to be true).
10 out of 10 me’s would recommend. Not even your toothbrush has those numbers, usually only 9 out of 10 dentists recommend those.
Geez, it’s still letting me type… Ok, let’s see…
I’m Irish, Scottish, and Italian so I want bonus points (I’ll settle for a high five 😒).
I cannot roll my R’s…. Yes, even if you roll them in my face over and over, my hearing isn’t the issue here.
I’m not a robot (since that matters 🙄).
I’ve been to over 33 different countries. During my travels I’ve realized one thing, and that thing is
Sorry, went to the bathroom, ok, where was I 🤔… ahhh whatever, let’s see what else…
Oh, oh, before I forget, life lesson…. If you’re home alone in the shower and drop the soap, no need to look around 👀, you are safe to pick it back up.
Lastly, now that my 16 year practice marriage is through, i can get down to business for the one that counts 😉.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
Still not sure why so many women are sticking out their tongues and giving me the middle fingers in their profile pictures. Did I do something wrong 🤷♂️.
If you have a dog in your picture It is a requirement that I must interview them before we go too far. If it is discovered you only used them for likes and they don’t really think highly of you, I’m buying them dinner instead.
I have a 13 year old son, he’s pretty cool. I think I’ll keep him a while. Afterall, my dogs can’t help me with the chores 🤫.
I recently retired after 22 years (don’t worry, I still make money 🤨). But now I have plenty of time to find nothing on this dating app like usual.
I think I deserve bonus points because I don’t have any gym selfie’s, shirtless selfie’s, or pictures by my car… apparently that happens too much (glad I deleted them in time 😅).
I’m pet friendly. So if you have pets and bring them over, I won’t even charge a $100 non-refundable pet deposit.
My ideal date is anything that doesn’t get me murdered, arrested, or return with a missing body part (i’ll consider it a win).
I have traditional values, so if I hold the door open for you please don’t throat punch me, no disrespect meant and i’m sure you could have opened your own door given the opportunity 🙄.
I’m not vaccinated against COVID. Not “anti-vax”… but am anti rushed vax 😮. The way I see it, if the vaccine experiment fails, I’ll be one of the ones left running the country. See Ma, I told you I could be President some day 😀.
If you’re not into the shaved head I will leave you somethings to think about:
I save money on shampoo.
I won’t get lice.
I save money on haircuts.
If in a fight, no one is grabbing my hair.
You’ll never have to watch my hair fall out if I’m exposed to radiation.
I’ve been told I’m not smiling in most my pictures… don’t worry, I have all my teeth and I’m not emotionally distant 😁(see teeth).
GOVERNMENT: “You need to get the shot”
WOMEN ON DATING APP: “Only like my profile if you got the shot or plan to”
LOLOLOL… someone tell the government we need Better dating apps, and let’s get this party started… lol (kidding, sort of 🤦♂️). But seriously, letting the government transform your dating life is 🙄.
Been told I look better in person (which happens to be what I tell myself every morning in the mirror, so it has to be true).
10 out of 10 me’s would recommend. Not even your toothbrush has those numbers, usually only 9 out of 10 dentists recommend those.
Geez, it’s still letting me type… Ok, let’s see…
I’m Irish, Scottish, and Italian so I want bonus points (I’ll settle for a high five 😒).
I cannot roll my R’s…. Yes, even if you roll them in my face over and over, my hearing isn’t the issue here.
I’m not a robot (since that matters 🙄).
I’ve been to over 33 different countries. During my travels I’ve realized one thing, and that thing is
Sorry, went to the bathroom, ok, where was I 🤔… ahhh whatever, let’s see what else…
Oh, oh, before I forget, life lesson…. If you’re home alone in the shower and drop the soap, no need to look around 👀, you are safe to pick it back up.
Lastly, now that my 16 year practice marriage is through, i can get down to business for the one that counts 😉.
If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.
Signe
Lion
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
6' 0 (1.83 m)
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne