Mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole
DentedMyHalo
Elkhart, Indiana | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Prénom
Joe
Je me décrirais comme
Former D.O.D. Anti-terrorism Trainer, Advisor, Consultant and unique product sales Contractor - Middle East. 6 projects over 15 years. ABSOLUTELY NO BIDEN SUPPORTERS.
I'm interested in women 45 to 68 years old, body shape height and weight proportional, looking for PREFERABLY a possible long-term relationship. But I'm also open to an active casual relationship. If physical intimacy isn't a part of your search, you should be at the nursing home playing BINGO, not on a dating site.***
My life has taken me to the Pentagon, a Saudi Prince's ranch and to Amish country...with many memorable stops and friendships along that journey. I've packed a lot of life in my years. World traveler (33 countries & 44 States). Businessman, patriot, writer and budding stand up comic. Creative, witty, funny and friendly.
Will always be "the sheepdog". I proudly stand with my hand over my heart when I hear our National Anthem.
My character and reputation are second to none. I do what's right when no one is looking. Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
HONEST, LOYAL and FAITHFUL. Now it's finally my time to get this in return. I know too often the devastation of being cheated on. Trust, faithfulness and honesty are key for me. It's the biggest turn on. Lacking it, the absolute non arousal.
I moved from the Chicago western suburbs to the Goshen/Elkhart, IN to grow a new business venture. I'm finding that I'll be spending at least one weekend a month back in the Chicago area to see friends, do things and meet women since it's mostly a manufacturing town here in the Goshen/Elkhart area. Women in Goshen/Elkhart tend to be heavy smokers, covered in tattoos and only into guys with motorcycles. ==> Not my preference.
For a hobby, I write and am writing a book about growing up "Chicago Italian" as the grandson of Dan, the barber on Taylor Street. It's written through the eyes of a 5 to 8 year old little boy. I learned some great life lessons from being mentored by some amazing men I had the opportunity to meet. (Who I didn't realize how well known and powerful they were until I was a teenager). They taught me things that molded and defined my character and who I am.
I also write comedy and am dabbling with performing Stand Up. Many say that I'm funny...it runs in the family! I have family and friends in the entertainment business in front or behind the camera. You'll know who they are when I tell you what characters they play or the TV shows or movies they starred in, directed or produced.
In any case, be ready to laugh and have fun. I've never been told that I'm boring. I make grocery shopping a fun and funny adventure.
Side notes:
1. Attention Ladies...Do not do the Dating Site Gettysburg Address - Your pics being four years and twenty pounds ago...With women's filtered pictures, no full body pics, and psycho personalities for all.
2. If you have a pet and paint its nails or dye its fur, we are not a fit!
3. If you are in a picture on a motorcycle in your kitchen, dining room or family room, please keep riding by; no need to stop!
4. Not a big fan of tattoos. Many times it's like you're putting bumper stickers on a Mercedes! So if you have as many or more tattoos than a NASCAR driver's jumpsuit has sponsorship patches, chances are we are not a match. One or two small ones are okay.
5. I don't "do" winter. I thrive in warmer, sunny weather. All I like to do in winter is totally under the covers!
6. I'm an animal lover...especially big dogs. So if you have a dog, you'll have to share my attention.
7. I have many friends and some family in the movie, TV, cartoon character voice over, late night show content writers, on stage and radio entertainment business. When you meet them they're regular people who enjoy regular things and love to laugh.
I'm interested in women 45 to 68 years old, body shape height and weight proportional, looking for PREFERABLY a possible long-term relationship. But I'm also open to an active casual relationship. If physical intimacy isn't a part of your search, you should be at the nursing home playing BINGO, not on a dating site.***
My life has taken me to the Pentagon, a Saudi Prince's ranch and to Amish country...with many memorable stops and friendships along that journey. I've packed a lot of life in my years. World traveler (33 countries & 44 States). Businessman, patriot, writer and budding stand up comic. Creative, witty, funny and friendly.
Will always be "the sheepdog". I proudly stand with my hand over my heart when I hear our National Anthem.
My character and reputation are second to none. I do what's right when no one is looking. Personality can open doors; only character can keep them open.
HONEST, LOYAL and FAITHFUL. Now it's finally my time to get this in return. I know too often the devastation of being cheated on. Trust, faithfulness and honesty are key for me. It's the biggest turn on. Lacking it, the absolute non arousal.
I moved from the Chicago western suburbs to the Goshen/Elkhart, IN to grow a new business venture. I'm finding that I'll be spending at least one weekend a month back in the Chicago area to see friends, do things and meet women since it's mostly a manufacturing town here in the Goshen/Elkhart area. Women in Goshen/Elkhart tend to be heavy smokers, covered in tattoos and only into guys with motorcycles. ==> Not my preference.
For a hobby, I write and am writing a book about growing up "Chicago Italian" as the grandson of Dan, the barber on Taylor Street. It's written through the eyes of a 5 to 8 year old little boy. I learned some great life lessons from being mentored by some amazing men I had the opportunity to meet. (Who I didn't realize how well known and powerful they were until I was a teenager). They taught me things that molded and defined my character and who I am.
I also write comedy and am dabbling with performing Stand Up. Many say that I'm funny...it runs in the family! I have family and friends in the entertainment business in front or behind the camera. You'll know who they are when I tell you what characters they play or the TV shows or movies they starred in, directed or produced.
In any case, be ready to laugh and have fun. I've never been told that I'm boring. I make grocery shopping a fun and funny adventure.
Side notes:
1. Attention Ladies...Do not do the Dating Site Gettysburg Address - Your pics being four years and twenty pounds ago...With women's filtered pictures, no full body pics, and psycho personalities for all.
2. If you have a pet and paint its nails or dye its fur, we are not a fit!
3. If you are in a picture on a motorcycle in your kitchen, dining room or family room, please keep riding by; no need to stop!
4. Not a big fan of tattoos. Many times it's like you're putting bumper stickers on a Mercedes! So if you have as many or more tattoos than a NASCAR driver's jumpsuit has sponsorship patches, chances are we are not a match. One or two small ones are okay.
5. I don't "do" winter. I thrive in warmer, sunny weather. All I like to do in winter is totally under the covers!
6. I'm an animal lover...especially big dogs. So if you have a dog, you'll have to share my attention.
7. I have many friends and some family in the movie, TV, cartoon character voice over, late night show content writers, on stage and radio entertainment business. When you meet them they're regular people who enjoy regular things and love to laugh.
Signe
Verseau
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 9 (1.75 m)
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne