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Abasswhole
Friendswood, Texas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Andrew
I Would Describe Myself As
Does any one really read these. m single and down to earth. Very laid back. Full time dad of a 12 year old. Part time smart ass. Ok. Looking for that special someone, who is understanding outgoing comfortable in their own skin. No cig smokers. Heroine and crack is ok!! 🤣 I am 420 friendly which means yes I smoke!!!!. Don’t care if you are or not. I rarely drink.
Sign
Cancer
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Stocky
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Grey
I Have One Or More Of These
Dog
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is
Substitute
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
No
Personality
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Travel, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Sleeping, Going To A Casino, Tv
I've Always Wanted To Try
Naked skydiving.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Goofy
Views
My Religion Is
Jewish
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is
Yup
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick, Raunchy